

Beetle Bailey, the Private who'd rather drop and nap than drop and "do 20," is the wise-cracking joker of the most famous Army camp –Camp Swampy, where befuddled General Halftrack still hasn't heard from the Pentagon, grumbling Sgt. Snorkle has never had a date, Beetle hasn't washed his socks, and Cooke still makes those high-bouncing meatballs. Join Beetle Bailey and his army buddies and sound off with laughter.
Mort Walker
Syndication
50
23 min

Sgt. Snorkle and Beetle each are given ten day furloughs as a reward for their performance in the war games.
May 19, 1962

The army is playing war games and Beetle is picked to run messages between the regiments. Failing miserably, he manages to get everyone captured except Zero and himself.
May 19, 1962

Sergeant Snorkel gets advice from the camp chaplain as how to get along better with his men. The chaplain tells him to be nicer and take an interest in their hobbies and help them with their work. The platoon thinks that Sergeant Snorkle has lost his mind and attack him to return him to his old self.
Jun 19, 1962

Jun 26, 1962

Sergeant Snorkle wants to make Camp Swampy look better so he sends away for a Japanese leechee tree. Zero is put in charge of planting it. He accidentally kills it and desperately needs a replacement before Sergeant Snorkle gets back.
Oct 19, 1962

Sergeant Snorkle tells beetle and Zero that they must pick up a Civil War statue and bring it back to Camp Swamp. One the return trip the boys break the statue and must come up with a replacement so they won't get caught.
Sep 15, 1963

Sergeant Snorkle assigns everyone to KP duty so they try and get even by making his chili extra hot.
Oct 6, 1963

Sergeant Snorkle's platoon is selected to play a concert for a group of visiting officers. Unfortunately nobody in the platoon can play an instrument. They decide to play a record and just pretend to play. Will their plan work or will it backfire?
Oct 20, 1963

Beetle looses his promotion to Sergeant Snorkle's dog.
Oct 27, 1963

Nov 3, 1963

Nov 10, 1963

Nov 17, 1963

Nov 24, 1963

Dec 1, 1963

Dec 8, 1963

Dec 15, 1963

Dec 22, 1963

Dec 29, 1963

Jan 5, 1964

Jan 12, 1964

Jan 19, 1964

Jan 26, 1964

Feb 2, 1964

Feb 9, 1964

Feb 16, 1964

Feb 23, 1964

Mar 1, 1964

Mar 8, 1964

Mar 15, 1964

Mar 22, 1964

Mar 29, 1964

Apr 5, 1964

Apr 12, 1964

What starts as a pleasant Sunday drive for Beetle, Otto, Bunny, and Bunny's father turns into chaos involving littering, a speeding ticket, and an unexpected --and interrupted-- marriage ceremony for Beetle and Bunny by a rural judge.
Apr 19, 1964

Apr 26, 1964

May 3, 1964

May 10, 1964

May 17, 1964

May 24, 1964

May 31, 1964

Jun 7, 1964

When Beetle and his friends read a fortune cookie message saying to beware of beetles because they bring bad luck, his friends immediately jump to the conclusion that Beetle himself will be a jinx to them.
Jun 14, 1964

Jun 21, 1964

Jun 28, 1964

Jul 5, 1964

Jul 12, 1964

Jul 19, 1964

Jul 26, 1964

Aug 2, 1964

Aug 9, 1964

Beetle Bailey

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